Some Useful Words of Wisdom

-Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

-Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

-Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

-Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

-Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.

-Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

-Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

-With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.

-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

-People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

-Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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