1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
5. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
8. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
10. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Thanks Brent!
