Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.
– Mark Twain-
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Money can’t buy you happiness … But it
Does bring you a more pleasant Form of misery.
– Spike Milligan-
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I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything
Until noon.. Then it’s time for my nap.
– Bob Hope-
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I never drink water because of the
Disgusting things that fish do in it.
– W.. C. Fields-
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you.
– Winston Churchill-
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Maybe it’s true that life begins
At fifty .. But everything else starts
To wear out, fall out, or spread out..
– Phyllis Diller-
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By the time a man is wise enough to
Watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
– Billy Crystal-
Thanks Peggy!
